anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone says I win the strip club
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize