My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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