U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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