found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Randomize