i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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