I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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