Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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