Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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