so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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