At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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