i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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