someone get that fucking seahorse.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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