Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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