i can't believe i had my finger in that
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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