She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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