So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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