is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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