i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Your dad touched me again.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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