OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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