it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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