woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm too high and old for this...
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