South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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