god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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