What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I want to have your abortion
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize