and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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