I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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