Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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