i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? π€ I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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