you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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