Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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