I need help removing her.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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