am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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