Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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