new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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