rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
