I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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