It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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