even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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