Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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