the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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