You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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