i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
