i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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