you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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