so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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