Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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