is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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What drink are we having for lunch?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize