I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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