thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize