one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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