yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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