North Korea, Best Korea!
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
where does the pee come out of this thing
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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