There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
