I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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