My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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