He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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