check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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